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So there's this anime game coldfury has been wanting me to check out that he claims is a train wreck. Against my better judgement, I jumped on his laptop and gave it a shot.

He takes me ahead in the story to where I can pick between three girls that the main character has kissed to wind up with him. I take this all in stride, pick a girl, and am on my way to the next section!

He proclaims his love! Aww. She grrs at him! He claims his love again! She grrs at him. He claims his love yet again! She kisses him!

He then discusses how he finds her all sexy now, and can't help but look at her legs and breasts.

I pause. Turn to Chris and eye him suspiciously. "Just what kind of video game is this?" He snickers at me.

Oh yeah, it's porn. Anime video game porn! ... There are no words.

Except that, apparently, dicks can soar. Yup. And 'no' really means 'yes'. Hrm, what else did I learn... Oh, and that it's okay to pee on the school room floor and not clean it up as long as you had a good time.

(Note: for the sake of coldfury 's reputation, I would like to, again, state that he found the whole thing a train wreck and that's why he wanted to see my reaction... though he still paid for it. *Shakes head* Boys are silly.)

I think the best part was when they had the sound effect of her "love juices" gushing. It sounded like someone was walking around in a puddle... or using a plunger. Oh man, I was almost in tears laughing so hard!

Current Mood: amused amused... and a bit horrified

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miggy From: miggy Date: February 17th, 2006 09:27 am (UTC) (Link)
...I have to come over and see this at some point.
ifritah From: ifritah Date: February 17th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should! Apparently, after you go through the game once, you unlock other girls. Like this teacher and your cousin.

*Giggles again as she recalls the awful cliches and the very amusing sound effects*
From: jrenken Date: February 17th, 2006 12:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I once mostly-unwittingly interviewed for the position of marketing director for the company that distributes these in the U.S.

My experience in the technology industry was a long series of jobs that wouldn't normally involve pornography, but somehow did.
schneeble From: schneeble Date: February 17th, 2006 01:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
So, you're saying that you're some kind of unwitting and unwilling porn god? Like that rain god fellow in one of Douglas Adams' books?
From: jrenken Date: February 18th, 2006 05:51 am (UTC) (Link)
...that explains it!
ifritah From: ifritah Date: February 17th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
I remember you telling me about that!

It is your fate! You can't escape it!
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