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Gender gap. - GROWL
ifritah
ifritah
Gender gap.
While DJing today on RFM, I found an amusing male/female comparison that I had to share.

After throwing out my sex tip of the day - (the short version) breasts should not be a man's main target with foreplay. Women get bored with this REAL quick. Give 'em a pat, and then move on! (Note: I'd say man or woman's main target, but I know women know better.)

The men's reaction:

Guy #1: That wasn't a very good tip!
Guy #2: Yeah, I've never had sex and I knew that!
Guy #3: It is rather obvious.

The women's reaction:

Girl #1: YES. Thank you!
Girl #2: Ugh, yes. BORING. Even when you tell them, they don't listen!


I rest my case.

Current Mood: sleepy sleepy

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From: millenia Date: February 18th, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
...breasts?

<wanders off looking confused>
ifritah From: ifritah Date: February 18th, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Pat pat* Yes, I realize my tip wasn't very helpful for you. Umm... did you know that when ejaculation occurs, it's at 30 mph? There! That can be helpful for you! (That was the second thing I mentioned on the show.)
saifai From: saifai Date: February 19th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. I believe it. I can't help but wonder if they're saying, "Yes, yes I know" but are really taking notes like madmen. o.0
ifritah From: ifritah Date: February 21st, 2006 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)
HA. You never know!

If I discovered that I knew something that most of my gender didn't, I'd preen instead of get bitchy, so you may be on to something!
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