Today one of the other candidates gave me ice cream with chocolate syrup.
Both very yummy. So who will I vote for? Pfft, neither. How will it benefit me to vote for them NOW? They all ready gave me what I wanted (plus, I'm a senior, so I don't really care).
Now, see, what the candidates SHOULD do is offer a little something up front, you know, like collateral (like some candy or something similar, nothing big). THEN you campaign that if you win then you will give everyone ____. See, THEN I would have an invested interest in them winning. Geesh, amateurs.