Kiska (ifritah) wrote,
Kiska
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Campaigning is stupid. That, or I'm just a bitch.

Yesterday one of the candidates for president of the student body of our college had a BBQ where I ate a yummy hamburger and a messy hot dog.

Today one of the other candidates gave me ice cream with chocolate syrup.

Both very yummy. So who will I vote for? Pfft, neither. How will it benefit me to vote for them NOW? They all ready gave me what I wanted (plus, I'm a senior, so I don't really care).

Now, see, what the candidates SHOULD do is offer a little something up front, you know, like collateral (like some candy or something similar, nothing big). THEN you campaign that if you win then you will give everyone ____. See, THEN I would have an invested interest in them winning. Geesh, amateurs.
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