Two guys on a couch - one with a horrid fro and another that looks like he hadn't washed his hair in a couple of weeks. So I look at them.
Me: Can I help you?
Fro Guy: Naw.
Me: *Frowns* Did you knock on my door?
Fro Guy: No, but that *points around the corner* guy might have.
I sigh, and look around the corner. There's a guy that I've seen every once and awhile in the dorms with his back against the other side of the wall attempting to hide from me.
Me: *With glare* Is there something I can help YOU with?
Guy: *Gulps* Umm, no.
Me: Right. *I go back into my room*
I'm writing the biggest paper of my undergrad career, ass holes. Go tip some cows and leave me the hell alone.