Me: So, what do you want to do tomorrow?
Mom: Uuuummm, let's go see a MOVIE!
Me: Okay! What do you want to see?
Mom: *Eyes light up* TROY!
Me: ... Anything else you wanna see?
Mom: *A little pouty* But I wanna see THAT one!
Me: ... But.. but I may have to see Orlando Bloom in a sex scene. *Shudders*
Mom: Who's that?
Me: *Describes other films he's been in*
Mom: Ooh. *Beat* He's kind of cute.
Me: *Sighs* Says you and every other woman on this planet save me.
Mom: *Gets that damn cutesy, somewhat close to puppy-dog eyes look* So can we go see it?
Me: ... *Cries on the inside* We'll see.
But we all know, considering this post, that she's won. I'm looking up times for the stupid movie after I write this post. *Holds head down in defeat* If I have to see Orlando Bloom naked, I think I may go blind.