What exciting adventures were we in for this evening? Here's the highlight:
Tom: *Orders breakfast, and asks for his eggs to be fried*
Server: ... *Looks at his order pad, looks down, then finally finds the gumption to ask, after it looking painfully obvious the gears in his head were turning ever so slowly* Uhh.. What exactly do you mean by fried?
Tom: ...
Me: ...
Tom: *Explains what a fried egg is as well as he can.*
Server: *Blank stare*
Tom: You know.. *attempts to find some other way to explain it* .. You know what, just make them scrambled.
All I can say is... Wow.