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Oh, why the hell not.


I've got... well, plenty of things I could do, but I gotta leave soon so I don't want to start any of them, thus, I grab this meme!

Snagged by miggy, though apparently it's all over the place!

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

My characters:

1. Dr. Frank 'N' Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
2. Wesley Wyndham-Price (BtVS/AtS)
3. Mina Aino (Sailor Venus - from Sailor Moon)
4. Data (Star Trek: TNG)
5. Oz (Daniel Osbourne - from BtVS)
6. Miroku (Inuyasha)
7. Lex Luthor (Smallville)
8. Joxer (Xena: Warrior Princess)
9. Ms. Scarlett (Clue)
10. Anita Blake (Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake book series)
11. Harry Dresden (Jim Butcher's Dresden Files book series)
12. Fox Mulder (X-Files)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Miroku/Harry Dresden? ... No. But I think my head just broke at the thought of anyone doing it.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Pre-emotion Data is YUMMY. When I started watching TNG as a teenager, he was my TV yum.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Mulder got JOXER pregnant? Are you kidding me? The fact that he'd slept with another man wouldn't even matter to Mulder because he'd be too busy trying to figure out how this occurred and how the aliens were involved. The truth is out there, Joxer!

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Umm... I don't think I've ever heard of any fic done from the movie Clue. Pity. I'd love to read a good Ms. Scarlett/Prof. Plum smut fic.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Wesley and Miroku... Why do you keep breaking my head, meme?? Damn, I should have put more chicks on this list. But uh... Well... if they could use Kagome's well, that would certainly make things less complicated. But in the end, I doubt it would work. After all, how could Wesley bear his children?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Oz/Ms. Scarlett or Oz/Anita Blake? Hmm... Well, neither would be faithful to the poor werewolf. But at least Anita would be open to that part of him. ... Very open to that part of him. *Shudders at memories of the last novel* So, uh, I guess Oz would be happiest with Anita... even though it pains me very much to say so.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sailor Venus, before meeting up with the scouts, takes some time away from her New York ass-kicking and heads to St. Louis after hearing reports of super-natural activity. Heading into town, she runs into a vampire vs. Anita Blake fight. With Anita on the verge of defeat, Sailor Venus makes a dramatic pose and a speech to the baddie about love and justice, and then uses her Venus Love-Me-Chain to overcome the vampire!

With a twisted turn of events, Anita spent all of her energy fighting the vampire and needs to feed her ardeur NOW. Catching Venus up with its power, girl-on-girl action in the Anita Blake verse finally gets brought into the nothing-but-smut plot!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Frank 'N' Furter/Joxer fluff? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Sobers suddenly* Actually... scarily enough, I couldn't see it any other way than fluff. Well, okay, except when Joxer finds out that Dr. Furter's been sleeping around on him and so he goes out and sleeps with Gabrielle. Joxer! Dr. Scott! Joxer! Frank! Gabrielle! *Cough* Ahem.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Lex/Mulder? Money Can't Hide the Truth

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

... Is it possible for Data to deflower Dr. Furter? I mean, I could very much see it the other way around... but okay, umm... Oh! Okay!

During an Enterprise mission, Data had to use a shuttlecraft to check... a violent star out and then travel back to the ship. The star turns out to be much more violent than first thought and winds up drastically injuring the shuttlecraft. With Data's calm nature, he is able to land the shuttlecraft on an unknown planet. Transexual! Here, he runs into a young Frank. Finding the idea of homosexual relations intriguing, Data uses all of his sexual programming knowledge to deflower the hell out of our young Frank. Sadly, Data is soon disovered by the Enterprise and leaves Frank. Because, hell, what does Data care? Go no emotions! Crushed, Frank plans to create his own spaceship so he can find the perfect planet where he can create his own Data-like man.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I have a feeling niennah does! ^_~

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Don't think so. Sadly, not even me. You know, it's hard to give the other scouts a good lemon when all the guys are spoken for. Umm... Ah hell, Mina. Just put your hair up like Sailor Moon and pretend to be her for a night. Darian wouldn't notice.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sadly, no.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Wesley/Data/Oz... I could so see miggy writing this. And that frightens me.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

*Stifles singing the Joxer song* Gary Lewis - "Everybody Loves a Clown"

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Dr. Furter/Miroku/Mulder... Warning: Fucked up smut ahead? *Shrug* Sure!

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Pick-up line that Wes would use on Anita... "I'll show you *my* Firestarter."

... Sadly, he'd take her to his place and actually show her his actual Firestarter. Hm, I think Anita would have to make the first move here.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Umm... I've never read a fic that had Oz as a lead. In fact, it's been a couple of months since I've read Buffy smut in either case, but I'm sure he was in the background!

Wow, that was way too much fun. *Looks at watch* AHH, I gotta go!
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