After hearing Ares' collar scrape along the floor, he searched around, but at first couldn't find him... until he saw his paw jet out from underneath the couch. Yes, that's right, my cat managed to *trap* himself under the couch! How he got under there is anyone's guess, but Chris was kind enough to lift the couch so he could get free.
*Shakes head* I have the smartest cat EVER.
In other news, I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY BORED AT WORK OMG, PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME.