February 22nd, 2006


A little tip, from me to you.

People named after the four seasons (no, not the music group), are not actually amused when you make a play off their name.

"Ah, Summer, I wish you were here."

"Summer, make it be summer!"

"Summer, huh? Can I call you" cheeky pause "Winter? What about Autumn?"

"It's a little bit cold to be called Summer, don't you think?"

... And so on.

I have bad news for you if you've said any of the above, or its variants: You're NOT witty. I'm sorry, but you're not. That small smile on my face that you see when you're saying these really stupid things? Yeah, it's me holding back from hitting you over the head with a bat.
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