He takes me ahead in the story to where I can pick between three girls that the main character has kissed to wind up with him. I take this all in stride, pick a girl, and am on my way to the next section!
He proclaims his love! Aww. She grrs at him! He claims his love again! She grrs at him. He claims his love yet again! She kisses him!
He then discusses how he finds her all sexy now, and can't help but look at her legs and breasts.
I pause. Turn to Chris and eye him suspiciously. "Just what kind of video game is this?" He snickers at me.
Oh yeah, it's porn. Anime video game porn! ... There are no words.
Except that, apparently, dicks can soar. Yup. And 'no' really means 'yes'. Hrm, what else did I learn... Oh, and that it's okay to pee on the school room floor and not clean it up as long as you had a good time.
(Note: for the sake of coldfury 's reputation, I would like to, again, state that he found the whole thing a train wreck and that's why he wanted to see my reaction... though he still paid for it. *Shakes head* Boys are silly.)
I think the best part was when they had the sound effect of her "love juices" gushing. It sounded like someone was walking around in a puddle... or using a plunger. Oh man, I was almost in tears laughing so hard!