Kiska (ifritah) wrote,
Kiska
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Gender gap.

While DJing today on RFM, I found an amusing male/female comparison that I had to share.

After throwing out my sex tip of the day - (the short version) breasts should not be a man's main target with foreplay. Women get bored with this REAL quick. Give 'em a pat, and then move on! (Note: I'd say man or woman's main target, but I know women know better.)

The men's reaction:

Guy #1: That wasn't a very good tip!
Guy #2: Yeah, I've never had sex and I knew that!
Guy #3: It is rather obvious.

The women's reaction:

Girl #1: YES. Thank you!
Girl #2: Ugh, yes. BORING. Even when you tell them, they don't listen!


I rest my case.
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