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Can I get an APB on four pairs of underwear? - GROWL — LiveJournal
Can I get an APB on four pairs of underwear?
I went to Victoria's Secret with gailadora last week and bought five pairs of underwear (five for $25, YAY!). I came home, cut off the tags, put one in my drawer for the next day and left the rest in my VS bag with all its pink tissue paper for when I could organize them better.

Last night I picked up the VS bag to move it... and found it far too light. I pulled out the pink fluff and gazed inside to find... absolutely nothing.

Yes, I have absolutely no idea what I did with them!

The possible reason for this?

A) My cat ate them (he eats everything else)
B) My cat pulled them out of the bag so he could trail them all over the house as his new toys (he's a sneaky little bastard)
C) I took them out and put them somewhere, but now don't recall because I have the memory of a goldfish
D) I somehow crossed over to the anime universe and some panty-thief with a bag over his shoulder, and a mask tied under his nose, grabbed them and took off, yelling "panties PANTIIIIIES"

Current Mood: thoughtful thoughtful

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From: amyliz7 Date: March 7th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps it was the little people...
ifritah From: ifritah Date: March 7th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's certainly possible too! ... Of course, now I have this image of The Littles coming to grab my undies! ... Not that you were talking about The Littles, but I can't control my thoughts! They just appear!
From: saifai Date: March 7th, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Personally, I'd go for B considering that cats definitely have that mischevious streak going for them.


Hope you find 'em. *gr*
ifritah From: ifritah Date: March 7th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I'll have to have a conversation with him later on when I get home from work.

"Did you steal my underwear?"


"I KNEW it!"
delfina From: delfina Date: March 7th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
This makes me feel somewhat better...

... since I have been known to do almost exactly that same sort of thing. A LOT.
ifritah From: ifritah Date: March 7th, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee. I hear ya.

My most often spoken phrase when I lived at home was, "Where's my brush?"
wondervixen From: wondervixen Date: March 9th, 2006 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm definitely going with the grandpa theory. Little bastard.
ifritah From: ifritah Date: March 9th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn him! Daaaaaamn him! *Shakes fist*
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