Okay, yeah, both waaaay sucked. However, Alyson Hannigan looked very hot in the first half of RIO all punked out! PLUS, Alexis as a somewhat bad-ass with a Russian accent wearing all black. Mmmm! *Pant* Yes, this movie has officially moved Mr. Alexis to #2 on my top ten list of hottest actors!
As for They, though Marc Blucas did have good hair (which actually made him somewhat attractive), when the film ended, wondervixen and I blinked, went silent for a moment, then I said, "... Umm... Three things." My main conclusion: there was no point.
So, we decided to create our own meaning for the movie: The film was about a race of non-pedophile demons/aliens that were just looking for love, companionship, and beer! Aww! Honestly, it made the movie much better after the change of POV. ^_^
On a side note... I need an icon of Wesley! Kriiiiiisten! ^_~