#1 - Love God! ... and then shut up about it!

#2 - *Looks pointedly at movie writers* Stop killing people, damnit! You can still have a good movie and NOT kill everyone, or the main characters, oh, and especially animals... Well, unless it's the damn Pirates monkey. *Mutter* Stupid fucking monkey! Ahem, anyway, you can! It'll be a great movie hit! Uh-huh! I promise!

Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: Cake - Satan Is My Motor