Tomahome: I love you, Miaka!
Hotohori: *I* love you, Miaka! And I'm an Emperor! Huzzah!
Nariko: My love trumps both of you losers, I'm going to die for her!
Tasuki: I love you too, Miaka, though I won't mention it until a really inappropriate time in another OAV!
Nakago: I'm going to rape you, Miaka!
Tomo: No, I'm going to rape you, Miaka!
Tsuboshi: Ooh ooh, me too! I want to rape, Miaka!
-_- Seriously, what the hell?