ifritah: Well, what's your character's first name?
Me: Ugh, that's an awful name! (Sorry, to all you Albert's out there. *Cough*)
CF: What, why? Your character could totally call him Al!
Me: *Smirk* And you could call my character Betty?
CF: Uh, sure?
Me: ... Please tell me you catch the reference.
CF: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me: ... ... ... *Loads up youtube and shows him:
CF: ... Who the hell is Paul Simon and why would you think I'd know this song?
Me: ... I'm so typing this up on LJ.
CF: Okay, but I still think you're on crack for expecting this to be a popular reference. But hell, for the occasion, I shall change my character's last name to Simon! And heck, maybe I'll give him the middle name of Theodore. Heh, see what I did there?
Me: ... *Sigh*