Seriously, do you know what I saw this weekend at Fred Meyer??
Mother f%$#ing Christmas trees for sale! It's the beginning of NOVEMBER!* AND, Thanksgiving hasn't even gone by yet. For the love of all that is holy, I swear if I hear any Christmas carols emanating through stores this month, someone will die.
* I think I may have scared some customers in the store when I noticed, and yelled, "what the HELL?! It's NOVEMBER!" One guy's head flung around to me in surprise then darted down an aisle. Ahem... La la la