Me: Well, I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite then, because I hardly ever shave my legs.
Co-worker: You don't??
Me: *Shrug* I never wear shorts, and besides, it's cold outside! See, that's why women are always colder than men in the winter, because they have leg hair to keep them warm!
Co-worker: *Looks over at a table with two guys looking at us and laughing at our convo, then back at me and laughs*
Me: *Looks at them, then back at her and laugh* Well, it's TRUE! I hold no shame here.